Grooms Timeline

Okay in my search for things for the Grooms I found this site called "The Plunge" www.theplunge.com built especially for you guessed it Grooms. What I found I thought was hilarious...not the type of wedding timeline I would put togther but......for kicks and giggles I reposted it just for the fun of it.

Traditional Timelines will include advice on when to interview the vendors, select your flowers, and pick a videographer. Screw that. Yes, that junk all has to happen, but if you spent your time stressing over all that, well, you'd be bridezilla.

Instead, we've streamlined the wedding planning checklist to focus only on the things that you actually need to care about.

5-10 years before the wedding

• Have as much meaningless sex as possible.
• Drink an unhealthy quantity of alcohol.
• Spend more time with your buddies than family or girlfriends.
• Care more about fantasy football than a relationship.
• Have at least one pregnancy scare.

3-5 years before the wedding

• Have a serious girlfriend.
• Break up with her in a spectacularly irresponsible, immature fashion.
• Start to feel like maybe, kinda, don't-tell-anyone, maybe you should settle down and find the right girl.

1-3 years before the wedding

• Meet your fiancée.
• Think that okay, maybe it wouldn't suck so bad if you were in a long-term, serious relationship with her.
• Rethink that last point. Damn. Maybe you're not ready? Go back and forth.
• Meet her parents.
• Move in with her. Wonder how that differs from marriage. Wonder how that differs from marriage.
• Push off her engagement ultimatum.
• Finally, after hemming and hawing, decide that what the hell, she's the one.
• Save up for an engagement ring. Figure out how much to spend.
• Buy the engagement ring.
• Ask her father for permission...Or not.
• Plan your wedding proposal.
• Pop the question.
• Announce your proposal to the world.
• Fantasize about eloping.
• Negotiate the length of your engagement.

9 months - 1 year before the wedding

• Figure out your role in the wedding and the groom's responsibilities.
• Understand how wedding porn is corrupting your bride.
• Suffer through an engagement party.
• Start planning the wedding guest list.
• Begin planning the wedding budget.
• Approach the parents about awkward money stuff.
• Ensure she doesn't set the wedding date on Super Bowl Sunday.
• Seriously consider a destination wedding.
• Pick your best man and groomsmen.

6-9 months before your wedding

• Find ways to tighten the wedding budget.
• Start planning your honeymoon.
• Complete your wedding registry.
• Make the tough guest list decisions.
• Pay just a little, little bit of attention to the wedding reception venue selection.

3-6 months before your wedding

• Sign up for dance classes. Start practicing.
• Pick a DJ/band for the wedding reception.
• Be thankful you're not your fiancée who has to deal with much, much more detailed junk.
• Purchase your wedding bands.
• Help your parents plan the rehearsal dinner.
• Embellish like hell: submit a wedding announcement to The New York Times.

1-3 months before your wedding

• Knock out the marriage license.
• Taste the wedding cake.
• Buy (yes, buy) your tux.
• Make sure the groomsmen have taken care of their formal wear.
• Handle the wedding day transportation.
• Attend your bachelor party.
• Buy gifts for the groomsmen.
• Buy a gift for your bride.
• Understand the marriage tax consequences.

1 week - 1 month before

• Call/confirm any guests from your side of the family.
• Perfect your moves for the first dance.
• Prepare your rehearsal dinner and wedding night speeches.
• Write your wedding vows.
• Give the DJ/band song instructions.

A few days before

• Pick up formal wear.
• Get your hair cut.
• Confirm transportation.
• Check on logistics for your family's share of out-of-town guests.
• Keep plenty of cash on you for emergencies.
• Practice vows.
• Confirm honeymoon logistics.
• Start packing for honeymoon.

Day/night before

• Give marriage license to officiant.
• Give gifts to groomsmen.
• Attend the rehearsal dinner.
• Stay sober. (But just in case, learn how to fight the hangover.)

Wedding Day

• Warm your cold feet.
• Give rings to best man.
• Goof off and relax with your buddies. Seriously.
• Get married. Compared to everything else, the wedding ceremony will be quick and painless.
• Don't blow it in the bedroom. Have mind-blowing wedding night sex.

Afterwards

• Recuperate on your honeymoon.
• Help with wedding thank you notes.
• Overcome post-wedding stress.
• Don't get your bride pregnant.

Hire a Wedding Coordinator!

Hhhmmm! Maybe I should change the title to hire a Professional Wedding Consultant. I mean why not! In the end you end up saving yourself money. When you are hiring a wedding consultant you want to do your research to make sure that you are getting a professional and not someone who just does weddings. Yes there is a difference!

What are the benefits of hiring a professional wedding consultant you ask yourself.  Well Peace of mind says it all. A professional wedding consultant understands that this is probably one of the greatest events of your life and their job is to make sure that you enjoy it. On your wedding day and the days leading up to it you want to be stress-free and dreaming of what is to come. From start to finish a Professional Wedding Consultant will help you plan a realistic budget and help you stick to it, while offering money saving tips.

Your Wedding Consultant can be a very resourceful person. Being in the business and knowing who are the best professional vendors for your budget will help you cut down on research, time and money. I mean that is if you don't want 70 year old Uncle Pete taking pictures at your wedding and developing your album at the local pharmacy. Remember Wedding Consultants are building professional relationships and working with vendors all the time. So they know the quality of work a vendor puts out. Plus because of their connections and ability to negotiate, they can get you the best value for your money

Your Professional Wedding Consultant can be your sounding board to new ideas and help you implement them or offer advice about family members who are less than cooperative. Your Wedding consultant will also offer you etiquette advice, negotiate contracts, coordinate vendor set-up and breakdown, offer advice on gifts and stationary, coordinate hotel accomadations, manage family and friends, arrange honeymoon travels and gift transport just to name a few things. As a matter fact your Wedding Consultant could be your secret weapon to a stress-free, money still in the bank, joyful experience.

The Association of Bridal Consultants is a professional association that requires it's members to adhere to the Standards of Membership and a Code of Ethics. Consultants who are members are continously trained by industry leaders to help them build their business. This makes sure that you get the best for your big day.

Money Saving Tip#
Need to rearrange some things because funds are getting low. How about rearranging the time of day or the day of your wedding. Morning weddings or early afternoon weddings can be less expensive. Some vendors offer discounts for these hidden jewel times. Even a Friday or Sunday wedding would be ideal to cutting back on your budget. Everything from your menu to the style of dress can be a money saver. I mean who knew that you could say "I do" at 11am, take great pictures at 12pm, have an awesome wedding lunch at 1pm, high five Uncle Pete for just attending at 3pm, and catch a plane to a Sandals Resort at 7pm for a fraction of the cost of a Saturday evening wedding. A Professional Wedding coordinator would know this.....I mean how do you think you saved enough money to go to a Sandals Resort for your honeymoon!